Based on what I post, what would you get me for Christmas?
(Source: askboxmemes)
with a grin as wide as the truth
RSSPosts tagged with "dicks"
best way to spend my evening
context? none for you!
not like it really needs any
so i was part of the conversation that spurred this because hanshi and flag and kid are wonderful people and once we got a plurk to 1000+ comments talking about just killer7
CONTEXT IS BASICALLY CON HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON AND GETS GARCIE TO CHECK ON THEM, SURPRISE THERE ARE BLOWJOBS?
casually
keeps giggling every time i use the word “phallic”
hi im a 20 year old lit major
lita are you me
yes i am
because
we’re
cousins
akdfhndkfs oh good
(did you know i wrote a paper about phallic symbols in norse mythology……..we are phallic metaphor cousins….)
kan-kara-rindo replied to your post: so i’m basically writing Dicks: The Essay, guys
Dicks: the essay would be an essay I would read forever. ALL DICKS, ALL THE TIME 8d
ONCE I CAN GET MY ASS IN GEAR IT’LL BE THE BEST ESSAY. well it’s technically a research paper but
spears in norse mythology = I AM GOING TO STAB YOU WITH MY SPEARDICK AND THIS MEANS YOU ARE A LADY AND I AM NOT HA-HA.
and then HA-HA I AM THOR AND I HAVE A BIG HAMMER WHICH IS A METAPHOR FOR MY GIANT DICK
About with a grin as wide as the truth
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GHM fanblog: fuckyeahgrasshopper
inspiration blog: barflies
writing blog: fireballoons
musicspam blog: punkrockmafia
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ridiculous original characters
late night internet adventures
weird sexy Ivalice shenanigans
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tv/movie/misc video liveblogging
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